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  • If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

    jiidesu:

    niicolodean:

    • call you names
    • tell you weird and personal details about myself
    • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
    • type in caps a lot.

    If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

    • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
    • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
    • actually tell you when i’m upset 
    • try to make conversation with you 
    • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
    • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
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  • wlntersoldier:

    steve rogers accidentally writing 1941 instead of 2014 on official documents 

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  • eriklehnsherry:

    make me stop

    2 hours ago   •   192,615 notes   •   VIA: highfunctioninghiddlestonavenger   •   SOURCE: spork
  • spork:

    when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

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  • guy:

    omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

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  • I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.

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  • maleteen:

    some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people

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  • promisingeverlastinglove:

liferawks:

I showed this picture to my mom and she explained me this. “Kids today don’t watch cartoons as much, when you were little you were addicted to cartoons. Nowadays there are so many social media sites and games that kids aren’t interested in cartoons anymore. Even at your age ( I’m 17) you still watch and enjoy watching cartoons because that’s how you grew up. While your sisters aren’t that interested in them because they have their electronic devices. That’s why cartoon network went from having a variety of cartoons to watch daily, to a select few that are now aired.”

this makes me so sad

    promisingeverlastinglove:

    liferawks:

    I showed this picture to my mom and she explained me this. “Kids today don’t watch cartoons as much, when you were little you were addicted to cartoons. Nowadays there are so many social media sites and games that kids aren’t interested in cartoons anymore. Even at your age ( I’m 17) you still watch and enjoy watching cartoons because that’s how you grew up. While your sisters aren’t that interested in them because they have their electronic devices. That’s why cartoon network went from having a variety of cartoons to watch daily, to a select few that are now aired.”

    this makes me so sad

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  • sandandglass:

    "Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

    image

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  • mcdolands:

    Me: “dad am i adopted?”
    Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

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  • Fastest jaeger in the world. First and last of the Mark fives.

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