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  • strivingking:

    When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

    image

    1 hour ago   •   727,385 notes   •   VIA: shootforthe-m-o-o-n   •   SOURCE: whosromeo
  • scott-pilgrimage:

    whosromeo:

    i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

    i think it’s a fucking miracle 

    1 hour ago   •   1,944 notes   •   VIA: colorinthisblackandwhiteworld   •   SOURCE: proserrpina
  • colorinthisblackandwhiteworld:

gravis-ardor I think this is me and you

    colorinthisblackandwhiteworld:

    gravis-ardor I think this is me and you

    2 hours ago   •   36,521 notes   •   VIA: vegan-sky   •   SOURCE: azspot
  • And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.

    3 hours ago   •   3,071 notes   •   VIA: grantairesrevolutionaryass   •   SOURCE: raychillster
  • ellipsisampersand:

    raychillster:

    if you’re looking for a simple woman, you won’t find her here. i’m as eccentric and complex as they get. 

    sunflower and blue natural hair….i’m sold

    3 hours ago   •   24,791 notes   •   VIA: dontfillyourheadwithworries   •   SOURCE: zipitupandzipitout
  • nawyougood:

    theinternationalasshole:

    Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
    Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

    does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

    4 hours ago   •   4,411 notes   •   VIA: rachkin   •   SOURCE: yujus
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  • psychic-rising-demon:

    hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

    crashcas:

    lucifcr:

    reminder that in the french version of supernatural bobby says bananas instead of idjits

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE HEARD ALL DAY

    you might call it

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    The French Mistake

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE HEARD ALL YEAR

    5 hours ago   •   1,954 notes   •   VIA: spenditwithyou   •   SOURCE: rosed-tyler
  • rosed-tyler:

    I'm left travelling on my own because there's no one else. There's me.
    5 hours ago   •   13,414 notes   •   VIA: gallifreyan-girl-and-her-doctor   •   SOURCE: spencestobes
  • 2x11  4x05

    5 hours ago   •   315,577 notes   •   VIA: littlehawkeye   •   SOURCE: inkskinned
  • inkskinned:

    do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell…  yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day

    6 hours ago   •   54,605 notes   •   VIA: captain-america-in-the-impala   •   SOURCE: kurokitsunei
  • kurokitsunei:

    Welcome to Night Vale.

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