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  • kindahorngry:

me to life

    kindahorngry:

    me to life

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  • dangergays:

    My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

    I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

    She hates flies.

    1 hour ago   •   21 notes   •   VIA: brolin-pendragonlord   •   SOURCE: pullupthepoor
  • pullupthepoor:

    GOTG cast young and now 1/?

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  • catsbeaversandducks:

    October 1st is International Raccoon Appreciation Day and to celebrate it nothing better than the amazing Oreo Raccoon, the inspiration for the character of Rocket Raccoon in Guardians of the Galaxy.

    Photos by ©Oreo and Friends

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  • punnier:

    velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

    4 hours ago   •   4,070 notes   •   VIA: wanderlust-mischief   •   SOURCE: fred---astaire
  • You want my jacket? It’s warm.
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    • <b> Timothy McVeigh:</b> Favorite flavor of ice cream?<p><b>Jeffrey Dahmer:</b> Have any pets?<p><b>Ted Bundy:</b> Describe your ideal girlfriend/boyfriend.<p><b>Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold:</b> Who is your best friend?<p><b>Alexander Pichushkin:</b> Preferred alcoholic beverage?<p><b>Kip Kinkel:</b> Do you speak/know any Spanish?<p><b>Ed Gein:</b> Favorite thing you own?<p><b>Richard Ramirez:</b> Favorite band?<p><b>Joel Rifkin:</b> Have you ever been to New York?<p><b>Zodiac Killer:</b> Who was the first serial killer or mass murderer you ever got into researching?<p><b>John Wayne Gacy:</b> Do clowns freak you out?<p><b>Anders Behring Breivik:</b> Your religious views?<p>
    7 hours ago   •   73,378 notes   •   VIA: lunacordelia   •   SOURCE: homumado
  • amaloli:

    fun tip: say ‘another gender’ instead of ‘the opposite gender’ and crush the binary beneath your feet

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  • drunktrophywife:

    tinychatter:

    tinychatter:

    what do you call a sunburnt penis

    image

    Kyle this is the worst

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  • 
he’s not the kind you save (anymore)

    he’s not the kind you save (anymore)

    10 hours ago   •   127,725 notes   •   VIA: gnarly   •   SOURCE: jempreg
  • 11 hours ago   •   7,785 notes   •   VIA: brolin-pendragonlord   •   SOURCE: jenniferlawrencedaily
  • I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.

    11 hours ago   •   51,526 notes   •   VIA: scifirockergeek   •   SOURCE: frickhead
  • frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

    frickhead:

    ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!

    My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

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  • pocketbeastie:

    So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities